You’ll be in very good company with this luxury vibrator.
Written By ERIN FLAHERTY
We will not speak its name and certainly don’t have to elaborate on the reasons why, but I think we can all agree that times have been tough for both singles and couples when it comes to their sex lives. Yes? Good. Moving on.
May we suggest a simple and sexy solution to this blight? You’re probably familiar with Kiki de Montparansse’s subversive, sublime lingerie, deliciously-scented candles, and superchic accessories. But can you also appreciate that they are purveyors of luxe pleasure devices and sexual objects of desire? Obviously, certain high-end standards are upheld. These are not the kind of tacky, embarrassing dildos (pardon our French) that you’ll stumble upon in some seedy sex shop.
And their latest addition — the Cloud Massager — is proof of that. Considered the little black dress of vibrators, the streamlined, sleek design, foolproof ergonomics, travel-friendly dimensions, and the “body-safe,” phthalate-free silicon texture make it an appropriate option for just about everyone — and every scenario. But what we love is the performance: There are eight intensity levels and next-level air stimulation, which truly sets this massager apart. It’s a classy addition to any solo expedition, but can easily be incorporated into couples routine to amp things up.
Please do note: Upon usage, this item may induce euphoric pleasures — and hours of fun.
“This device is chic, discreet, and very effective. I’ve already told all my friends about it.” —Jenna Kristina, Makeup Artist
“WOW. So chic and so effective!” —Nam Vo, Makeup Artist
“Unique and sophisticated with the chicest, silk bag for a little confidentiality.” —Molly Greenwald, Makeup Artist
As with every product on VIOLET GREY, the Kiki de Montparnasse Cloud Massager reached our shelves once a minimum of 70 percent of testers deemed it a winner. At that time, we added it to our Sexual Wellness Edit with the Violet Code’s official stamp of approval.