Kiki De Montparnasse Cloud Massager

We think it is safe to assume that at times, our sex lives, whether single or in a couple (or throuple, if that’s your thing), can be a challenge–not getting any, not getting what you want, not wanting it–the list goes on. Enter: this toy-to-end-all-toys.

You’re probably familiar with Kiki de Montparnasse’s subversive, sublime lingerie, deliciously-scented candles, and superchic accessories. But can you also appreciate that they are purveyors of luxe pleasure devices and sexual objects of desire? Obviously, certain high-end standards are upheld. These are not the kind of tacky, embarrassing dildos (pardon our French) that you’ll stumble upon in some seedy sex shop. And this addition–the Cloud Massager–is proof of that. 

Considered the little black dress of vibrators, the streamlined, sleek design, foolproof ergonomics, travel-friendly dimensions, and the “body-safe,” phthalate-free silicone texture make it an appropriate option for just about everyone and every scenario. But what we love is the performance…eight intensity levels and next-level air stimulation that prove to be a top-notch addition to any solo expedition, but can easily be incorporated into a couples (er, throuple’s) routine to amp things up. 

Please do note: Upon usage, this item will likely induce euphoric pleasures and hours of fun.

“This device is chic, discreet, and very effective. I’ve already told all my friends about it.”
—JENNA KRISTINA, Makeup Artist

“WOW. So chic and so effective!”
—NAM VO, Makeup Artist

“Unique and sophisticated with the chicest, silk bag for a little confidentiality.”
—MOLLY GREENWALD, Makeup Artist

As with every product on VIOLET GREY, Kiki de Montparnasse’s Cloud Massager reached THE SHELVES once a minimum of 70% of testers deemed it a winner worthy of their sex drawer. Now VIOLET CODE APPROVED, you can find it in our Sexual Wellness Edit.